do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
this gif applies to so many things omfg
Ichigo Daifuku by Spice ♥ Trying to Catch Up! on Flickr.
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
i present to you
nicolas minaj
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
yes!
amen
The original fucking avatar.
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
All the time
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse











